What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 01:15
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
{RING} {RING}
I'm British and I hate my glasses. Are prescription glasses better in New York City?
Yes sir it is.
Sure no problem officer.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
What can you do if someone makes a false accusation against you?
After a few moments he returns.
HELLO
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Why do men choose to marry a plain Jane woman over a pretty woman?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.